I don't know who this belongs to since apparently all the Valentine's shit got mixed up but:

The candy was fucking delicious. Just so you know. No, you can't have it, or a substitute for it back. It's mine. Fuck you.

So while I was puking my guts out, what the hell happened? The old man died? What?

I don't know either, I'm still fucking delirious from those flu pills.

It's snowing way too fucking much lately. I hate it.

So, my ma let some dude in last night while I was taking a fucking shower. Whoever the bastard was, he apparently needed to piss really bad, so the bitch let's him in even though her might-as-well-be-underage daughter is in there wet and naked. Smart fucking move, mother, seriously.

No, I ain't get touched or anything, but the fucking bastard took my goddamn panties. Even the dirty ones. What. So I flipped the shit, got my panties back, and if I ever see him again he's going to be castrated. Couldn't last night because mommy was there and she was going to have me locked up. Whatever, bitch. No, she'd really do it, but still, whatever.

Oh yeah, my parents got sick of each other and split up. Mostly because mom's such a slut. So I'm not coming to work this weekend, fuck that.

College: who's applied already? I better not be the only one doing something with their life.

Christmas was stupid, the New Year is going to suck just as bad as the last year, and I'm bored. Big fucking surprise.

( Stole this from...everyone. )

Was originally at the Secret Santa post but this isn't Secret Santa crap. SO. Tayuya got her friends bitches stuff. Because she is a good friend, believe it or not. ):

- Sakon gets delicious condoms. They were in her mother's room. Yay mom.

- Ukon gets Happy Bunny napkins. These are from the heart, okay? They are. >:| ♥

- Kin got this turbo blow dryer that Tayuya found still in the original box in her mother's room. And no, she didn't ask for any of the things that apparently belonged to her mother.

- Kidoumaru got a video game. It can be any game, doesn't have to be LittleBigPlanet. I have no idea what Kidoumaru has, so. It's whatever he doesn't have? D:

Have fun.

Why the hell don't you people put up wishlists or something useful like that? Seriously.

I need to go buy shit tomorrow. Because I forgot, but that ain't important. Just give me a fucking clue.

[ooc: Haha, no, she /isn't/ getting everyone gifts, but she can't give away who her secret santa person is, can she?]

Sometimes-- All the time-- Whenever this woman speaks to me, I wanna punch her in the mouth. Like. Fuck. You bastards without parents are damn lucky, if you didn't know, because they are the most annoying people fucking ever. You should know, Uzumaki. Your father is a huge fucking pain in the ass.

But anyway, I guess I neglected to mention I got a stupid kitten. Pain forced that crap on me like...whenever that was. I don't know, last week? A little before that? Whatever. Doki's a retarded little thing. He keeps taking whatever I've got on the floor, putting it all together and playing in it. Weirdo. At least he got over his crying bullshit, from being separated from his siblings I guess.

Know what'd be hot? If Doki was really a tiger cub or some shit like that, and when he got older he'd eat my ma. That'd be fucking hot. I know he ain't, but then if she just so happened to disappear no one could point fingers at me, could they?

Oh, I need cat food. And a bed, because I'm tired of waking up to this creeper in my hair. And new panties and bras, because I'm not wearing underwear that a cat's been gnawing at and playing in for God knows how long. Oh yeah, and real cat toys. Stupid cat.

I fucking hate kids, and I'll tell you why. Not because they're ugly, or because they smell like dirt and shit, or because they touch too damn much -- actually, I do hate them for all of that, but I have another reason. They suck at intimidation.

When I was nine I had adults on their knees without even having to tell them to do it. They just knew to bow the hell down when I was present. But kids now? Stupid, worthless, and couldn't spook the most paranoid freak of a person even if they tried their hardest.

I would have beat the shit out of the lot of them, but, man, it wouldn't have been fucking worth it. They tried to intimidate me by calling me ugly. I can't even...what. That's the fucking lamest insult ever, not to mention, how the fuck is that supposed to get me all riled up or whatever? They were obviously looking for a fight but...shit, I had to just walk away and laugh. Dumbasses.

That being said, kids shouldn't be allowed at the store without any parents. Next time I just might slip and knock some teeth out.

I also hate men, particularly those that are twenty or more years older than me. I don't want no old saggy balls, thanks. Get the fuck out. Next time, they get beat with a ladder.

This is a fair warning. I better not get any shit for defending myself on the job.

[OOC: I KNOW I'M ON HIATUS, but I have a few extra days to work on my essay and I'm procrastinating waiting for my dinner to prepare itself. :D]